🍗 COQ AU VIN (TRAILER PARK YARDBIRD VERSION)

A chicken dish soaked in wine and feelings. Basically therapy in a braiser.

🐓 What You’ll Need to Feel Better

  • 6–8 bone-in, skin-on chicken thighs (or a whole cut-up chicken if you’re feeling bold)

  • Salt & freshly ground pepper (season like you're settling scores)

  • 4 oz bacon or pancetta, chopped (we’re not here to diet)

  • 2 tbsp olive oil

  • 1 small yellow onion, chopped

  • 2 carrots, sliced into thick coins of emotional currency

  • 4 cloves garlic, minced like your inner monologue

  • 2 tbsp tomato paste

  • 2 tbsp flour (to thicken, not judge)

  • 2½ cups dry red wine (yes, that bottle—you’re worth it)

  • 1 cup chicken stock

  • 2 bay leaves

  • A few sprigs of fresh thyme

  • 8 oz cremini or button mushrooms, quartered

  • 10 pearl onions, peeled (tears optional)

  • Optional: parsley for serving, if you’re feeling fancy

🍷 How to Cook Your Feelings

  1. Prep the Pain: Season chicken with salt & pepper. Brown in olive oil until golden and unbothered. Remove and set aside.

  2. Bacon Therapy: Cook bacon until crispy and life feels manageable. Add onions, carrots, garlic—sauté until soft and smelling like healing.

  3. Tomato Paste + Flour = Chaos Control: Stir in tomato paste, then flour. Cook 2 minutes, stirring constantly like you’re working through your last family dinner.

  4. Wine Dump: Pour in wine + stock. Scrape up the stuck bits—those are the good parts. Toss chicken back in. Add thyme and bay leaves like you mean it.

  5. Low & Slow Healing: Cover and simmer 45–60 minutes, until chicken is fall-off-the-bone tender and your kitchen smells like forgiveness.

  6. Mushroom Feelings: In a separate pan, sauté mushrooms + pearl onions until browned and glossy. Stir into the pot for the final 10–15 minutes.

  7. Serve It Up: Over mashed potatoes, buttered noodles, or whatever vessel can handle this much comfort. Garnish with parsley if you want to pretend you’ve got it all together.

💡 Feeling Tip:
“Sometimes healing takes time. Sometimes it just takes chicken soaked in wine for an hour.”